Most Spanish plurals are easy: add -s after a vowel (casa, casas) and -es after a consonant (flor, flores). Two kinds of nouns break that neat picture: words that end in a stressed vowel, like sofá, esquí or menú, and borrowed words that end in a consonant, like club, póster or récord.
English speakers tend to slip here in two ways. Some add -s to every loanword because that is how English does it, and others overapply the Spanish rule and produce forms like sofaes or récordes. The good news is that a few simple patterns cover almost all of these words.
Look at the last letter and where the stress falls. There are three main groups:
Stressed -á, -é, -ó
Add only -s. So sofá becomes sofás, bebé becomes bebés and capó becomes capós.
Stressed -í, -ú
Many of these allow both -es and -s, as in esquíes or esquís. The -es form sounds a little more careful and written, and the -s form is common in speech. A few everyday words take only -s, though.
Loanwords ending in a consonant
If the word ends in a consonant that Spanish words often end in (-r, -l, -n, and also -ch here), it usually takes -es, like escáneres. If it ends in an unusual consonant or a cluster (-t, -k, -c, -p, -rd, -rg), it simply adds -s, like récords.
Compramos dos sofás y varios pósteres.
(We bought two sofas and several posters.)
The words
Stressed -á, -é, -ó: only -s
This group is the simplest. Never add -es: papá, mamá, sofá, ananá, bebé, café, té, chimpancé, bidé and capó all just add -s.
Los bebés duermen y sus papás toman cafés en la terraza.
(The babies are sleeping and their parents are having coffees on the terrace.)
En el zoo vimos tres chimpancés.
(At the zoo we saw three chimpanzees.)
Stressed -í, -ú: -es or -s
With esquí, maní, jabalí, rubí, colibrí, ajonjolí, bambú and caribú, both forms are correct. Pick one and you will be understood everywhere.
Alquilamos los esquíes en la estación.
(We rented the skis at the resort.)
En el bosque viven jabalís y colibríes.
(Wild boars and hummingbirds live in the forest.)
Loanwords that take -es
Club, álbum, escáner, póster, hámster, sándwich and yogur follow the normal Spanish rule. Notice that the written accent stays where it was: álbumes, pósteres. With club and póster, the forms clubs and pósters are also heard.
En mi ciudad hay dos clubes de fútbol.
(There are two football clubs in my city.)
Pedimos dos sándwiches y dos yogures.
(We ordered two sandwiches and two yogurts.)
Mi abuela guarda las fotos en álbumes enormes.
(My grandmother keeps the photos in huge albums.)
Loanwords that take only -s
Words ending in a consonant that Spanish rarely uses at the end of a word keep a plain -s: récord, cómic, robot, iceberg, chat, test, chef, clip, bistec, kayak and hábitat.
Batió tres récords.
(He broke three records.)
A mi hermano le encantan los cómics de robots.
(My brother loves comics about robots.)
Esta semana tengo dos tests de inglés.
(This week I have two English tests.)
Watch out
Not every word in stressed -ú has two plurals. The everyday words menú and champú take only -s: say menús and champús, never menúes. The same goes for tabú as a noun, which is usually tabús in everyday use.
Los menús del día cuestan doce euros.
(The set lunch menus cost twelve euros.)
En el baño hay tres champús distintos.
(There are three different shampoos in the bathroom.)
A few loanwords have their own plurals: jersey becomes jerséis, and currículum is usually currículums. The most common mistake, though, is adding -es to the stressed -á/-é/-ó group. If you ever feel tempted to write cafées, remember cafés.
Summary
Stressed -á, -é and -ó add only -s (sofás, cafés). Stressed -í and -ú usually allow -es or -s (esquíes or esquís), except everyday words like menús and champús. Loanwords ending in a familiar Spanish consonant take -es (clubes, escáneres), while those ending in an unusual consonant just add -s (récords, robots).